Malaysia's Cunning Linguists

Kuala Lumpur, 7 April 2008: Spurred by a landmark decision by the Ministry of Women, Family & Community Development to encourage intimacy among Malaysians and to exercise population control through innovate methods, a Kedah-based toothpaste manufacturer today launched it's new line of toothpastes, aptly named Oral-Me.

The move was lauded by many Youth and Religious groups, who praised the Ministry for taking steps to connect with Malaysia's growing youth population. This move also signifies how seriously the Ministry is committed to raising its image and putting it's mouth where the money is after vowing to overcome the humiliating defeat of former Minister of KPWKM, Datuk Sharizat Abdul Jalil.

Public health activists were also pleased with the manufacturers decision to add the sub-text "My Choice" to the title, viewing it as an indicator that the corporate sector is seriously committed to the rights of individuals over their bodies, and to curbing sexually transmitted infections. Mr. John Kunasegaran, a social activist who works closely with Malaysia's orally active community, the Cheers-Toastmasters, said "I think it is very good that they are trying to reach out to the youth through different methods. It clearly shows a growing understanding within the government to recognize the rights of individuals, and to support it by encouraging companies to sell products that have important-social health benefits".



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